Have A Laugh Fridays – Fantastic Business Quotes

I stumbled across some funny business quotes earlier this week, so I dug a little deeper!

Enjoy this list and  have a great weekend..


How many people on their deathbed wish they’d spent more time at the office? – Stephen R. Covey

The problem with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat. – Lilly Tomlin

Right now, this is a job. If I advance any higher, this would be my career. And if this were my career, I’d have to throw myself in front of a train. – Jim Halpert/The Office

The successful man is the one who finds out what is the matter with his business before his competitors do.  – Roy L. Smith

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. – Robert Frost

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. – Joey Adams

The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary. – Vidal Sassoon

Aim low, reach your goals, and avoid disappointment. – Scott Adams/Dilbert

“There’s no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can’t do any business from there.” – Colonel Sanders, founder of Kentucky Fried Chicken

“Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders.” – Sloan Wilson


About Tim Mushey

Dynamic and energized sales rep, mentor and leader since 1999. This blog will be about sales, social networking, personal branding, leadership, music and having some laughs! Don’t be surprised if I mix it up on occasion, and talk about something totally different! I thrive on being part of successful, forward thinking teams. I am ready to go from the moment my feet hit the floor each morning, with the expectation that new adventures will be coming my way. It is rare that there isn't a smile on my face, as I take it all in, and have some fun along the way!

Posted on August 24, 2012, in Have A Laugh Fridays and tagged , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 7 Comments.

  1. Oh my, trying to pick my favourite from that list is hard. Thanks for a fun Friday morning read!

  2. Thank you! After a week of crashed-PC problems, I needed a good laugh or three!

  3. These are pretty funny Tim, have a great weekend 🙂

  4. “Whether you think you can, or you think you can’t–you’re right.” ― Henry Ford

  5. The Will to Win is nearly as important as the Will to prepare to Win! – Winston Churchill.

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