Have A Laugh Fridays – Fantastic Business Quotes
I stumbled across some funny business quotes earlier this week, so I dug a little deeper!
Enjoy this list and have a great weekend..
How many people on their deathbed wish they’d spent more time at the office? – Stephen R. Covey
The problem with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat. – Lilly Tomlin
Right now, this is a job. If I advance any higher, this would be my career. And if this were my career, I’d have to throw myself in front of a train. – Jim Halpert/The Office
The successful man is the one who finds out what is the matter with his business before his competitors do. – Roy L. Smith
By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. – Robert Frost
If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. – Joey Adams
The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary. – Vidal Sassoon
Aim low, reach your goals, and avoid disappointment. – Scott Adams/Dilbert
“There’s no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can’t do any business from there.” – Colonel Sanders, founder of Kentucky Fried Chicken
“Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders.” – Sloan Wilson
Posted on August 24, 2012, in Have A Laugh Fridays and tagged Business, Funny, Humor, Laugh, Leadership, Quotations, Quotes, Sales, Stephen Covey. Bookmark the permalink. 7 Comments.
Oh my, trying to pick my favourite from that list is hard. Thanks for a fun Friday morning read!
Thank you! After a week of crashed-PC problems, I needed a good laugh or three!
These are pretty funny Tim, have a great weekend 🙂
“Whether you think you can, or you think you can’t–you’re right.” ― Henry Ford
Great one! Thanks Dana!
The Will to Win is nearly as important as the Will to prepare to Win! – Winston Churchill.
Hey Ray! Great quote. Thanks for sharing. Nice to hear from ya! Stay in touch…